I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Let's paint friendship bongs
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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