we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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