What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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