: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
only if we run a train.
done.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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