I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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