I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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