I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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