I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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