I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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