Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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