Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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