At least make sure they are 18
Why
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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