he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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