This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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