im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
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I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me