yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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