She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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