JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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