thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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