I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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