I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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