Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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