Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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