Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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