My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sobbing to NWA
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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