I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
zippers are such a cool invention
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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