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this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.

(1-847): View more from Illinois

whatever it's not my family

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(810): View more from Michigan

Is licking assholes a new fad or something?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.

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(817): View more from Texas

well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while

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(514): View more from Quebec

It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far

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(910): View more from North Carolina

After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".

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(631): View more from New York

I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"

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(609): View more from New Jersey

NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION

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