Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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