Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Banned from zoo.
Again?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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