Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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