so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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