the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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