Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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