is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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