This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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