Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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