but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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