Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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