Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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