hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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