due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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