Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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