you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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