garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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