Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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