guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Randomize
