I think I died a long time ago.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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