Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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