GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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