are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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