I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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