How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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